Hollyoaks Village

A blog celebrating Chester's finest export: Hollyoaks. Find out what we rate a hit and what's been a miss in the week's episodes, who gave us Quote of the Week, who sported the week's biggest fashion disaster and much more!


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May. 27th, 2012 - 1 day ago - Reblog - 5 Notes

#Hollyoaks Hit or Miss: It was the big family gatherings and Carmel that got the DITP seal of approval this week and the repetitious Sinbart running away saga that was a big blah. We’re also really sad Myra took the rap for Bart’s mistake!

May. 27th, 2012 - 2 days ago - Reblog - 33 Notes

Scene of the Week: Brendan is More Gangster than Bart (in a Girl’s Eyemask)

Double B has been known to steal a good few many scenes in his time and undermine villagers in the most comical ways (who can forget Brendan singing Womanizer to love-rat Ethan Scott?!) and this week’s scene with Bart was a classic. Brendan Brady terrifies and torments villagers more times than he eats snacks (a lot) but only he can do so with such camp quirks (the cocktails, the red swishy coat) and this week it was the “Diamonds are a girl’s best friend” beauty-sleep mask. With an air of indifference and disdain Brendan made Bart’s week-long “I’m a Big Crim” woes seem - as they were - forgettable child’s play.

May. 27th, 2012 - 2 days ago - Reblog - 7 Notes

#Hollyoaks Quote of the Week: Jacqui on Carmel’s careers

May. 20th, 2012 - 1 week ago - Reblog - 15 Notes

#Hollyoaks Hit or Miss: The Savages reign as top of our chart this week, closely followed by the Brendan, Walker, Joel drama. Ally gets the thumbs down again. Agree, disagree?

May. 20th, 2012 - 1 week ago - Reblog - 3 Notes

What the…Fashion?! Disaster of the Week: Amy

Amy gets points for effort: floral jacket, coloured skinny jeans and sherbet colours all get the thumbs up, but put together like this just looks a bit like a kids TV presenter gone wrong. Maybe if the jeans were a different colour then she wouldn’t have got Disaster of the Week, who really can pull off that shade? 

May. 20th, 2012 - 1 week ago - Reblog - 11 Notes

Scene of the Week: Cheryl slaps Brendan

Thwack! What a great scene. The Brady siblings are always a great watch, mostly due to the top acting involved. We’re not sure how Cheryl can forgive Brendan and overlook the many times he’s got involved in dodgy stuff (but then Chez is always a bit of a flake) so we sort of think he had that slap coming. Of course, we all know under that cold, hairy exterior is a man that does care and we saw glimpses of that bravado crumbling all week. How long will this sibling feud last? Will an Irish Stew fix it this time? Only time (or a few episodes) will tell.

May. 20th, 2012 - 1 week ago - Reblog - 17 Notes

#Hollyoaks Quote of the Week: Michaela tells Amy how it is

May. 13th, 2012 - 2 weeks ago - Reblog - 13 Notes

#Hollyoaks Hit Or Miss: Was Jacqui a star this week or what? And have we finally flipped (don’t answer that!) or was the sixth form open day actually quite enjoyable?

May. 13th, 2012 - 2 weeks ago - Reblog - 1 Notes

What the…Fashion?! Disaster of the Week: Cindy

Cindy is a total HBIC and the colour of that coat is great, but what the hell is with that swirly black flower thing that overpowered her top on Thursday?! It’s so big it’s trying to escape over the top of her coat here. If we met Cindy, we wouldn’t want to tell her that it was a big swirly mess because she might poison our latte (she looks the sort), but seriously sort it out Cind.  

May. 13th, 2012 - 2 weeks ago - Reblog - 3 Notes

Scene of the Week: Gossip Spreads Quicker than an STI

BiologyDave (pictured here) helped make this scene of the week. Without him and his shock!face, it may have passed us by. Now usually scenes that involve the sixth form leave us reaching for the remote but this week it brought many chuckles in the form of this scene. We’re not sure that we would have legged it round college to spread the goss on Jelly - we’d have probably passed a note around in Maths - but we’re glad that Hollyoaks went for the slow-mo gasp faces. And it gave us the chance to see lots of sixth formers that aren’t as hateful as the ones we usually have to see.

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